That’s just crazy. But anyways, I’m happy to report that finals are officially over with and I can finally breath again.
And you probably did great on them. Bonus is that you weren’t even that crazy this time around. You’ve improved, babe.
What? Is it too cheesy? I’m sorry.
No, oh my god. It was perfect. You’re perfect. God, I love you.
You better since you only have three get out of no sex jail cards with things like that and you just used one.
I just wanted to make sure on that. Babe, you don’t have to apologize for that, okay? I’m over it. It’s right that he’s the first one to know because when you think about it, he had a huge part in helping us get to here in the first place. Maybe there’s a chance that we could find something in the building just on a different floor or we can still be really close. We won’t, okay?
Well, fuck, I only have two left? I need to like mark this down or something.
I mean, he is going to be the favorite, cool uncle of our kids. Plus, it is technically his fault we started dating when we did since Halloween kickstarted it. I mean, you don’t have to if you don’t want to, but I need to stay really close.
Very wanky. Just for you. I will refuse to dance with you if you try that. It’s not happening. You can picture it all you want because all it is is a fantasy.
Unf, good. You will not refuse to dance with me. You love me, that’s totally going to happen.
It’s hard to believe that it’s coming up on 6 months with this one but it’s been the best 6 months of my life. Just felt the need to post something sappy and I know Santana will make some comment about it so I’ll just enjoy the moment while I can.
And I love you, too. It’s okay, babe. Just don’t worry me like that or make me look like an idiot again.
I know, I know. He’s not a newspaper. I never thought that. It’s just this is big and please don’t think that this reaction means that I have doubts about moving in with you because it doesn’t. I just want to do this right. And his mom is totally going to tease us. I can practically hear it all right now. But babe, how is Charlie going to react with you leaving the building?
I will keep in mind not to.
I wasn’t. You just wanted to tell people on our own agenda, I get it, and I’m sorry that I told him without talking to you. I really didn’t think it’d be a deal. She’s going to be a trip. Wait… fuck, I didn’t even think about that. I have to leave the building. We can’t move far, babe, or at least I can’t because I need to stay close for him and his mom.
Next time I see you I just might. Whatever, Santana. You’re just ridiculous. I know you did but I just ignored you when you did to be honest.
Wanky. If you don’t stop it’ll most definitely be our first dance. Picture it: our first dance as a married couple with that playing.
At least you’re admitting it. And right, I’m sure you didn’t.
I am calm. I just don’t want people finding out about this from anyone but us, you know? This is big. And don’t be a smartass. I know that he won’t.
And I love you. And I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be so long. Next time I’ll find a phone to call you.
Babe, it’s just Charlie. This is the kid we babysit, not a newspaper. The most that he’ll tell is his stuffed animals, maybe his mom. And his mom won’t tell anyone, she’ll just tease it about us when she sees us because she’s one of those parents. If you stop thinking too much, I’m going to put it in the paper and on flyers and I’ll email it and on Facebook and Twitter and Tumblr and Instagram and even Vine.
Shut up, jerk. And I never said that. I just thought that song would have been a much more awesome choice. Really, babe? We have to play this at our wedding. That’s terrible.
Make me, douche. It will be played. It’s a song of our youth. I used to sing it to you all the time and I can’t come to think of why I ever stopped.
Still such an idiot. And really? That’s why? You should have totally went with Hero by Mariah Carey instead. I can’t take any Enrique song seriously to be honest.
No one asked you, ass. You can’t take it? All the more reason to sing it. We gotta build up that tolerance because it will be played at my wedding. It’s a rule.
Alright, you’re forgiven this time. I was just a little worried about you more so than mad really. But this gives me a free pass so the next time I’m late for something you can’t bitch at me.
Still, Santana. You got his hopes up and everything. And he might tell someone accidentally or mention it to you when you’re near someone and the next thing we know Rachel is cornering us and asking us 60 million questions about rent and living conditions and landlords.
Fine, you get a free pass because I did really mess up. I totally didn’t plan on the impromptu trip.
Babe, his hopes are where they normally are. Calm down. I tell him like everything that’s appropriate, that’s just how we are. He won’t go release a press statement.
Oh my god, you’re an idiot. You could have just told me the name of the song instead of typing that all out. I still don’t get how we’re like that but okay.
That is my anthem, Dani. You can’t just expect me not to sing it. And because we’re gonna be heroes to the public with our acts.
You’re joking me, right? You were at fucking IKEA? You drive me crazy with that damn place. The amazing thing about living in 2014 though is that they have this little thing called cell phones now and a text to me wouldn’t have killed you. It would have saved from 2 hours of looking like an asshole that got stood up.
And why did you tell him that we’re moving in together? It’s not even official. We haven’t even started looking at places or told anyone else yet.
I left my phone at home because it was dead and needed to charge it so that I had it that night. I’m sorry. I completely lost track of time, a big part in that being not having my phone.
Babe. I told him we were talking about it, and he’s eight. Who’s he really going to tell? The entirety of his second grade class? I tell him like everything.
Right away. Like asap. And no, I have no idea. Just tell me and then I’ll probably remember.
Obviously. The one where he’s all dramatic and he’s like, I can be your hero, baybehhh, I can kiss away the paain. I can be your hero, baybehhh. You. Can. Taaake. My breath away.